The best comebacks I see online are the ones where people go the extra mile. Do do some research. Maybe make a graph or a little drawing. It’s nice to see a little effort in an age on knee-jerk reactions.
Good, witty retorts aren’t hard to come by on the internet, but great comebacks take a little more time to find. Don’t just tell me my mother is ugly. Tell me why. Explain that it’s the reason I’m ugly. Make a chart. Use math. GIVE SOME EFFORT.
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Anyway, here are the best comments containing brutal comebacks we had time to find.