When I was a little kid, I once told my mom I wanted to be a killer when I grew up.
Naturally, she panicked.
So she went to my father and told him, “You need to talk to your son. He told me he wants to be a killer.”
So, my dad sat my down the following day and said, “Son, your mother tells me you want to be a killer.”
To which I responded, “Nah. that was yesterday. Now I want to be a taxi driver.”
For the record, I didn’t end up becoming either.
Instead, I have built a site where I bring you the best funny pictures of today’s Internet.
Sounds like we all made out pretty well in the end, huh?
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