Emily
Sex is pretty great, no secret there.
However, there are some things that come pretty close—if not exceed—how good sex feels. Slipping your bra off through your shirt sleeve at the end of the day, for example, or perhaps just having the bed all to yourself without someone waking you up.
These are just a few of the many things that women can agree feel better than getting down and dirty.
1. Freedom from booby prison.
https://twitter.com/iampaige394/status/1117901141646483456
2. A literary climax.
https://twitter.com/hugvvarts/status/932683324362862592
3. An excellent writing utensil.
https://twitter.com/wtvrmariah/status/1050239763834232833
4. Coffee, always coffee.
https://twitter.com/msmnalf/status/1117186255563960320
5. Your own personal workout facility.
https://twitter.com/deniselrojas/status/1116962662821154818
6. Perfect timing.
https://twitter.com/4F5H4N/status/1117885941090148352
7. Returning to a lucid dream.
https://twitter.com/DlANADEE/status/1117217410740903936
8. Solo slumber.
Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had a bed to yourself with no one trying to keep you awake and touching you. That shit is pure gold
— victoria (@victoriasnooks) November 19, 2017
9. When your organs are where they belong.
sex is cool but have you ever unzipped your extremely high waisted pants and felt all your internal organs fall back in to where they belong lol
— radioactive christ (@NECROMANClNG) September 28, 2018
10. All that crab meat.
yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat
— mrs. mamas (@auntiemo6) December 13, 2017
11. Just being right.
https://twitter.com/voldemortsbicep/status/940959097217867776
12. Finally turning in a school assignment.
https://twitter.com/malaynap/status/940956708058300416
13. Unexpected cash.
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket ?
— . (@kaedollaz) December 8, 2017
14. Sleeping off the tears.
https://twitter.com/shaunabellew/status/939986550682775552
15. Sarcastic people.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm
— pau (@_leovenus) December 7, 2017
