Sex is pretty great, no secret there.
However, there are some things that come pretty close—if not exceed—how good sex feels. Slipping your bra off through your shirt sleeve at the end of the day, for example, or perhaps just having the bed all to yourself without someone waking you up.
These are just a few of the many things that women can agree feel better than getting down and dirty.
1. Freedom from booby prison.
Taking off my bra after work is better than sex don’t fight me on this
— paigers ❄ (@iampaige394) April 15, 2019
2. A literary climax.
sex is cool and all but have u ever tried reading an angsty romance and getting to the part where they finally kiss after like 30 chapters
— ellie (@hugvvarts) November 20, 2017
3. An excellent writing utensil.
https://twitter.com/wtvrmariah/status/1050239763834232833
4. Coffee, always coffee.
https://twitter.com/msmnalf/status/1117186255563960320
5. Your own personal workout facility.
https://twitter.com/deniselrojas/status/1116962662821154818
6. Perfect timing.
Yea sex is cool but have you ever reached the bottom of the Metro stairs at the exact time your train arrives?
— ♡amizzzy (@4F5H4N) April 15, 2019
7. Returning to a lucid dream.
https://twitter.com/DlANADEE/status/1117217410740903936
8. Solo slumber.
Yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever had a bed to yourself with no one trying to keep you awake and touching you. That shit is pure gold
— victoria (@victoriasnooks) November 19, 2017
9. When your organs are where they belong.
sex is cool but have you ever unzipped your extremely high waisted pants and felt all your internal organs fall back in to where they belong lol
— :/ alexa play foreign girls by bleachers (@NECROMANClNG) September 28, 2018
10. All that crab meat.
yea sex is cool but have you ever pulled out a full piece of crab leg meat
— auntie mo (@cleopatriana6) December 13, 2017
11. Just being right.
https://twitter.com/voldemortsbicep/status/940959097217867776
12. Finally turning in a school assignment.
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever hit the submit button on Turn it In after working on a paper for 12 hours?
— hentai honey (@malaynap) December 13, 2017
13. Unexpected cash.
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever found a 20 dollar bill in your pocket ?
— KAE (@kaedollaz) December 8, 2017
14. Sleeping off the tears.
Sex is great but have you ever fallen into a deep sleep after a massive cry
— Shauna 🖤 (@shaunabing) December 10, 2017
15. Sarcastic people.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever been sarcastic with somebody and they respond with even more sarcasm
— leo (@_leovenus) December 7, 2017