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Viagra: Try it. How hard can it be?
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United Airlines: We’re not happy until you’re not happy.
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Q-tips: listen, from a liability standpoint we have to tell you to not stick these in your ears. But we’re not your mother. You do what the f**k you want.
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Nike: let’s face it, you’re not going to actually do it.
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Adobe: We don’t sell products, we sell product rentals
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Tinder: Pay extra to stop us from c*ckblocking you
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WalMart: you’re near broke but you need stuff.
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Comcast: We were better when we were Flyers games and porn
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The Onion: this wasn’t supposed to be a prediction.
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Target : When you’ll pay a little more to not shop at Walmart.
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