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Viagra: Try it. How hard can it be?
b0atdude87
12.
United Airlines: We’re not happy until you’re not happy.
Sea_Prize_3464
13.
Q-tips: listen, from a liability standpoint we have to tell you to not stick these in your ears. But we’re not your mother. You do what the f**k you want.
thoawaydatrash
14.
Nike: let’s face it, you’re not going to actually do it.
EllvaStarsong
15.
Adobe: We don’t sell products, we sell product rentals
vampire_trashpanda
16.
Tinder: Pay extra to stop us from c*ckblocking you
needsadvice1999
17.
WalMart: you’re near broke but you need stuff.
refreshing_username
18.
Comcast: We were better when we were Flyers games and porn
lugubriousVole
19.
The Onion: this wasn’t supposed to be a prediction.
Voodoo_Dummie
20.
Target : When you’ll pay a little more to not shop at Walmart.
Kayyne
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