This recent Reddit posts does just that.
Redditor NotANameReally prompted people to come up with brutally honest brand slogans and Redditors showed brands no mercy.
The post received 12.6k comments in nine days and was 93 percent upvoted. Let’s just jump to ’em, whaddya say?
Altoids: Use the box for anything elseCM_UW
Burger King: Because Wendy’s is closedBourbonBaccarat
Staples: No one actually works hereMrMeesesPieces
Ryanair: What are you gonna do, walk?ProperllerHead15
Yellow Pages: We printed out a portion of the internet for you!josiahdaddy2
Bing: even we’re surprised you’re using us!uvero
WebMD.com: We promise, it’s cancer. alwaysdanngree
Spirit Airlines: “We got you there alive. What else do you f***ing want?”mlg2433
“I Instantly Believe This Isn’t Butter”_rex_kwon_do
Reddit: you don’t have to read shampoo bottles anymore while taking a dumpsilentxxkilla