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11. This beautiful lock screen:
Me got new phone background today. Now me want to eat me phone. pic.twitter.com/SrxMLZKqO2
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) November 29, 2018
12. This recognizable problem:
Me learned me no good at meal prep. Me eat all meals me prep right away… It problem.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) September 17, 2018
13. This Britney Spears remix:
🎶 Oops, me did it again
Me ate all the coookies, got lost in the crumbles
Oh Cookie, Cookie
Oops, me think me in love
That they sent from above
Me just like cookies yeah. 🎶— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) February 26, 2018
14. And this Vanessa Carlton one:
🎶Making me way downtown walking fast, monsters pass and me cookie bound! Dum de dum de dum! 🎶
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) January 3, 2018
15. This giving of thanks:
Three things me thankful for: cookies, cookies and more cookies. Me monster of simple tastes.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) November 20, 2018
16. This handle explanation:
Me love cookies. Me Cookie Monster. https://t.co/UPiKb7vSlQ
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) September 17, 2018
17. This clarification:
Contrary to popular belief, me don’t only eat cookies. Me eat three square meals a day… with lots of circular desserts.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) October 12, 2018
18. This legitimate question:
What dis thing they call “candy corn?” It candy or vegetable?
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) October 22, 2018
19. This commitment to equality:
People ask me what me favorite kind of cookie, but me no can choose! Me equal opportunity eater.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) July 31, 2018
20. And finally, this work of art:
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🍪🍪🍪🍪— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) November 8, 2017
