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11. This beautiful lock screen:
Me got new phone background today. Now me want to eat me phone. pic.twitter.com/SrxMLZKqO2
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) November 29, 2018
12. This recognizable problem:
Me learned me no good at meal prep. Me eat all meals me prep right away… It problem.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) September 17, 2018
13. This Britney Spears remix:
https://twitter.com/MeCookieMonster/status/968187054457786368
14. And this Vanessa Carlton one:
https://twitter.com/MeCookieMonster/status/948633402936238082
15. This giving of thanks:
Three things me thankful for: cookies, cookies and more cookies. Me monster of simple tastes.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) November 20, 2018
16. This handle explanation:
Me love cookies. Me Cookie Monster. https://t.co/UPiKb7vSlQ
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) September 17, 2018
17. This clarification:
Contrary to popular belief, me don’t only eat cookies. Me eat three square meals a day… with lots of circular desserts.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) October 12, 2018
18. This legitimate question:
What dis thing they call “candy corn?” It candy or vegetable?
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) October 22, 2018
19. This commitment to equality:
People ask me what me favorite kind of cookie, but me no can choose! Me equal opportunity eater.
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) July 31, 2018
20. And finally, this work of art:
https://twitter.com/MeCookieMonster/status/928296055980150785
