At Least Your Dating App Opening Lines Work Better Than These? (30+ Texts)

On Tinder, Bumble and practically every other dating app, your opening line is everything, but what happens when they don’t take the bait?

Well, these people’s conversations are what happens. 

1. She just doesn’t know.

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2. Yea, I’m familiar with Google. Are you familiar with talking to other human beings?

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3. Ouch.

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6. What’s up, dog?

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8.

umm… wut 😬
byu/Regular-Fruit-8974 inTinder

9.

r/humblebrag
byu/kracykutekorean inTinder

10.

Wanted to try this one out because it seemed simple and fun…. apparently I was wrong
byu/KungFuPotatos inTinder

 

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This is why I haven’t opened the app in a week.
byu/TheFrogPrints inTinder

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Today I somehow accepted a date invite, and then stood him up, without even knowing it
byu/danimuse inTinder

16.

This is not what I expected for a first message, thoughts on a follow up?
byu/reborndiajack inTinder

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18.

A valiant effort!
byu/zeffincaftegeba inTinder

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Not mine.. but damn.
byu/Broodjedoner inTinder

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umm… wut 😬
byu/Regular-Fruit-8974 inTinder

24.

Dammit Karen!
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25.

An old insult but with a twist
byu/PORT3RPOTTY inTinder

26.

I am 30.
byu/drukqsx inTinder

27.

Fruit snacks?
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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.