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At Least Your Dating App Opening Lines Work Better Than These? (30+ Texts)

On Tinder, Bumble and practically every other dating app, your opening line is everything, but what happens when they don’t take the bait?

Well, these people’s conversations are what happens. 

1. She just doesn’t know.

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2. Yea, I’m familiar with Google. Are you familiar with talking to other human beings?

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3. Ouch.

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6. What’s up, dog?

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umm… wut 😬 from Tinder

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r/humblebrag from Tinder

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Wanted to try this one out because it seemed simple and fun…. apparently I was wrong from Tinder

 

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This is why I haven’t opened the app in a week. from Tinder

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Today I somehow accepted a date invite, and then stood him up, without even knowing it from Tinder

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This is not what I expected for a first message, thoughts on a follow up? from Tinder

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A valiant effort! from Tinder

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Not mine.. but damn. from Tinder

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umm… wut 😬 from Tinder

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Dammit Karen! from Tinder

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An old insult but with a twist from Tinder

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I am 30. from Tinder

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Fruit snacks? from Tinder