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29 ‘Drunk Man’ Headlines That Are Honestly A Little Relatable

Most of us have gotten a little too drunk before. Maybe it was that extra tequila shot squeezed in during last call that sent us over the edge. Or, in my case, it’s opting for the Texas-sized margarita when the normal, Vermont-sized variant will perform admirably.

Then, there are the “drunk men.” The guys who make the headlines. I’m not entirely sure how many drinks it took to get them to these levels, but it’s probably best that we never know.

1.

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/drunk-nods-car-drive-through-2-hours-cops-article-1.1491240

2.

Drunken Australian Man Tries to Ride a Crocodile

3.

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/drunk-florida-man-tries-to-use-taco-as-id-after-his-car-catches-fire-at-taco-bell-6535056

4.

Metro UK

5.

https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/drunk-florida-man-attacks-three-disney-world-cast-members-6559755

6.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2393953/Drunk-Louisiana-man-rides-horse-bar-lassoing-man-dragging-parking-lot.html

7.

https://www.inquisitr.com/632328/florida-man-arrested-after-getting-drunk-shooting-guns-pooping-pants/

8.

Drunk man falls asleep on top of horse

9.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/pictured-drunk-man-impaled-fence-2956548

10.

https://www.sundayworld.com/

11.

Four-by-foreplay: Drunk man caught ‘having sex’ with Land Rover

12.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/drunk-man-arrested-for-tr_n_515276

13.

Ocala

14.

https://www.fox13news.com/

15.

Mirror UK

16.

The Star

17.

Telegraph UK

18.

CBS Minnesota

19.

Metro UK

20.

Time

21.

WTAE

22.

guyspeed

23.

Gawker

24.

FOX KDFW

25.

Press-Citizen

26.

WFMY

27.

Rawstory

28.

Press-Citizen

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