This Guy May Or May Not Have Hired A Hooker Who May Or May Not Have Been A Pirate

We’ve all been there. Sometimes you just have a little too much to drink.

But while you may have been super drunk before, have you ever been “accidentally hire a pirate hooker” drunk?

Probably not.

But as you’ll see in the funny text messages below, Casey sure as hell has.

After a night of getting sloppy, he realizes he may or may not have hired a hooker and she may or may not have been a pirate.

We’ll never know for sure, but the evidence is pretty damning.

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And there you have it. The only possible explanation. I bet it’ll be a while before Casey drinks like a pirate ever again.

(h/t Pleated Jeans)

Oh, BTW, This Is The Right Thing To Do If You Ever Receive A Text From A Wrong Number.

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