It’s Dry January and the struggle is real.
Look, anything people choose to do to improve their mental and physical well-being is worthy of respect. So the idea of laying off the sauce for a month to sleep better, get healthier, and rediscover your sober self after years of hard drinking, is a good one.
Unfortunately from “Sober October” to “Dry January” these challenges always seem to fall on the worst possible months. Abstaining from alcohol during these dark, cold miserable times of year where people long for the stupefying comforts of a drink even more than usual, is no easy task.
So here are a few jokes, tweets, and memes that will help you as you push that big empty wine glass up a month-long hill, or else undermine your resolve completely. Cheers to dry January!
Girlfriend: Let’s do Dry January this year
— Busch Beer (@BuschBeer) January 6, 2020
6 days into dry january. already i feel clearer, sharper. no headaches in the morning. wingspan has grown to 9 feet. oil production up 43% to 112 million barrels a day. my metallic exo-skeleton no longer rusts. latvia has pledged its allegiance to me.
— Alex Kealy (@alexkealy) January 6, 2020