Dry January Feels Like The Longest Month Of The Year (22 Dry January Jokes)

It’s Dry January and the struggle is real.

Look, anything people choose to do to improve their mental and physical well-being is worthy of respect. So the idea of laying off the sauce for a month to sleep better, get healthier, and rediscover your sober self after years of hard drinking, is a good one.

Unfortunately from “Sober October” to “Dry January” these challenges always seem to fall on the worst possible months. Abstaining from alcohol during these dark, cold miserable times of year where people long for the stupefying comforts of a drink even more than usual, is no easy task. 

So here are a few jokes, tweets, and memes that will help you as you push that big empty wine glass up a month-long hill, or else undermine your resolve completely. Cheers to dry January!

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