Masha
We all did some pretty dumb stuff as kids. I once plugged up the bathroom sink and let it run for hours in order to turn the entire bathroom into an aquarium.
Earlier this week, Twitter user @MotherofDoggons posed the following question to the site: “What’s the dumbest sh*t you ever did as a kid?”
The responses were so dumb, and so hilarious, they’ll really make you wonder how any of us made it out of childhood at all.
https://twitter.com/MotherOfDoggons/status/1071905220156780544
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https://twitter.com/terry_go_online/status/1072094511357222917
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When I was in elementary school, I followed through on the “for a good time, call…” posts on the bathroom wall. And left a message. With our house number. And my name. I got the whooping of a lifetime.
— #TenureTrackHustle (@meredithdclark) December 11, 2018
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https://twitter.com/sarmrr/status/1072470667717697536
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https://twitter.com/DeadLiftinGamer/status/1071953601155653632
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Lost a bouncy ball under my bed and me and my cousin couldn’t see in the dark so I grabbed a lighter and held it under my bed.. caught my bed on fire. My parents still don’t know. 🤦🏻♀️
— Amanda Apolinar (@AmandaCait) December 9, 2018
6.
When I was 4 a skunk was on my porch, I thought it was a cat, opened up the door and the thing actually came in. My mom freaked and so did the skunk, spraying everywhere including both of us. Ya that was fun.
— Jimena (@JimenaGuild) December 11, 2018
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I wasn’t old enough to bake cookies so I’d chew up bread, form it into a cookie, put PB and sprinkles on top and sell them to my friends for a quarter. I finally told one of them the recipe and felt so bad I gave her a plate full for free. She ate them anyway.
— Maddie (@madisontewers) December 11, 2018
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https://twitter.com/cbirch15/status/1071934313065795584
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https://twitter.com/Tanqueeray/status/1072219379453054977
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I thought my pet lizard smelled bad so I sprayed it with perfume… it died the next day 🙁
— Elise (@crxppy420) December 10, 2018
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My mother loves to tell this story: One day when I was really little I wanted to help her out in the kitchen, so to get me out of the way she gave me a potato to play with. After awhile she went to check on me only to find out I had managed to flush the potato down the toilet.
— EvanW (@EvanW256) December 9, 2018
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When I was like 6, I took an egg from the fridge and put it under my pillow before I fell asleep thinking it would be a baby chicken when I woke up
— kayla ˚₊·☾✧* (@ecstaticb00m) December 10, 2018
