Masha
13.
https://twitter.com/ashleyyaa/status/1072489932487315462
14.
https://twitter.com/DrunkestLibrary/status/1072487390072225792
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https://twitter.com/loganmeekkk/status/1072380127584104448
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https://twitter.com/gnarlyycarleigh/status/1072521204060299265
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In 6th grade during “Family Life” I informed my teacher my parents never had sex as it’s against our religion. She tried to explain the celibacy-until-marriage concept for me & all I kept saying was “No they’re good people they don’t do that”
— lameace (@kaangzz) December 11, 2018
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When I was 8 I tried to reheat a sonic grilled cheese deluxe in the microwave. For those of you who don’t know, sonic wraps their food in thin wax lined foil paper. I watched my grilled cheese combust for about 8 second before I calmly told an adult “hey the microwave blew up”
— age of AQUARIUMS (@ashiknees4) December 11, 2018
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I used to dump cups of water on the ground outside hoping it would evaporate then rain so I wouldn’t have to go to dive practice
— leave (@boochucka) December 11, 2018
20.
One time I was 7 and tried to hide my diary key in the electrical outlet .
I keep my secrets to myself now…
— becca (@garrison_becca) December 10, 2018
21.
7yo. Alone in the kitchen with box of 12 Lil Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies, “FREE CAR INSIDE”. Instead of taking them out of the box I ate my way to the bottom to find a mail-in coupon. Storm into the living room, throw the box across the room yelling “THERES NO CAR” at my parents
— Rich Homie Farquaad (@MMcgovern35) December 11, 2018
22.
I found a dead bird during recess and kept it in my pocket for the entire day of school thinking I could take it home, and have a new pet. My mom was doing my laundry that day and emptied out my pockets and screamed when she felt a minature beak
— The King in the North (@JaimeYWash) December 11, 2018
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https://twitter.com/paigerodd/status/1072348286491746304
