20 People Share The Funniest Things They've Heard Or Said In Their Sleep

Waking up from a dead sleep is always a little unnerving, but imagine being torn from your slumber because your partner was talking.

So creepy, right?

That’s exactly what Twitter user Joanna Hardy shared in a now-viral Tweet. Here are some of the funniest replies to her original tweet:

1. Will there?

2. Probably not

3. Smart

4. Grave

5. Active dreaming

6. Poor pink elephants

7. May as well?

8. Goodness

9. Saved her!

10. Why though?

11. Wrong man

12. Boooo.

13. Is it?

14. Odd notes

I leave strange notes on my phone in my sleep. I apparently unlock my phone, open the notes app and write without ever waking up. 🤷🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/G4ScBffOi3

— Joanne Mildenhall (@doneoveroff) January 5, 2021

15. KFC

Apparently I did similar a few years ago, but said “are we getting a KFC?” And went back to sleep. I don’t even eat KFC!!

— Charlotte (@chl_hobbs) January 5, 2021

16. Giggler

https://twitter.com/DougieTeasReady/status/1346367729691987968?s=20&t=egQLGn8UNOsKClQCNxrhqA

17. Dickens

Christmas Day 3am, my partner starts to make loud ghost type noise, just as the 9 year rushes in turns the light on and "screams santa has been". Kind of my own updated Dickens story, as I was very 'humbug'.

— Steve Buss (@stevenbuss18) January 5, 2021

18. About to dive

I once woke up to find my ex standing up on the bed, facing the bedroom wall in a diving pose and about to jump through it into the living room. Thankfully I woke him up before he gave himself concussion.

— Sarah 'Morgenmuffel' Clark (@positivesarah) January 5, 2021

19. Smaller

My husband says one night he heard me saying, “Shrinking… shrinking…shrinking… getting smaller…” in a tiny voice before snoring once more

— Sarah (@piedwarbler1) January 5, 2021

20. Totally fair

My 3 year old started shouting in her sleep, " But I don't want to be a chicken"

— HateHypocrisy (@BritishPolitico) January 5, 2021

20 People Share The Funniest Things They’ve Heard Or Said In Their Sleep