We know the first day back to work after the holidays is a tough one, so give yourself a break by enjoying some of the most hilarious jokes we found on Twitter this week.
Seriously, these funny Tweets will turn your exhausting day right back around.
I like it when they put 'the end' after a movie, so that you know not to stay sat in your seat for the rest of your life.
— a skeleton head (@Death_Buddy) May 2, 2016
when i was 6 i named my animal crossing character “sex” and couldn’t change it back so panicked, went outside the next day and smashed the game card with a hammer i have lived with this my whole life
— gemma (@bloodpilots) December 31, 2018
Jesus Christ would you look at the time pic.twitter.com/tb8Rqs81ic
— Anna Eila (@anna_eila) December 30, 2018
Someone asked me why I was wearing a fake AirPod… bro that’s my hearing aid
— ponyo (@amydaoz) December 30, 2018
IF U UNPLUG THE WIFI BOX FOR 1 SEC THE WHOLE HOUSE ACT LIKE THEY BOUT 2 DIE YOU'LL SEE PPL COME OUT ROOMS YOU ANIT NVR SEEN BEFORE
— ⚜️Mr. Bl@ck M@gic⚜️ (@PluckDaGreat) December 28, 2018
Did my dog just pet my cat?? And did my cat just hug my dog?? pic.twitter.com/PuNWB1Ggzw
— Jordan Ireland (@jor_nicole4) December 28, 2018
Just got to the part in Mean Girls where they’re doing their apologies and one girl says “Alexa, I’m sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch” and my Amazon Alexa said “no worries”.
— Kylie Rogers (@kylieeerogers) December 29, 2018
I’m too lazy to take the tree out so I just put some clothes on it and am telling people it’s my shy roommate. pic.twitter.com/tLpZDuBTHh
— Max Miller (@ohhelloitsmax) January 2, 2019
tonight my abuelita whispered, “I want to show you the most beautiful girl in the world,” solemnly leading me to a table packed with old family photos. with one, shaky finger, she pointed, slowly, to a photo… of herself
this is the energy i’m carrying with me into the new year
— david bynch (@soalexgoes) December 31, 2018