Jason Mustian
11.
This is hands down the best movie of the year. pic.twitter.com/iXcsgtPpNP
— Vlad Magdalin (@callmevlad) January 8, 2020
12.
dear NASA employees, does the center you work at have a cafe named “We Are Go For Lunch” and if not why not
— Charles Bergquist (@cbquist) January 16, 2020
13.
chefs are always kissing their fingers. but when will a chef kiss my fingers
— ret (@rad_milk) January 17, 2020
14.
say jk after sex so you stay a virgin
— ☆ Luis Vercetti ☆ (@97Vercetti) January 15, 2020
15.
Lol. Metallica gave $750,000. https://t.co/l45HkUKhIK
— Tim Duffy™ (@TimDuffy) January 12, 2020
16.
Don’t want to bring people down but serious question: What kind of porn do you want playing at your funeral?
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) January 13, 2020
17.
The pizza joint I went to framed a hole in the wall in the men’s washroom and called it “Fragile Masculinity” pic.twitter.com/ZTxO2BsWMH
— Josh McConnell (@joshmcconnell) January 10, 2020
18.
I just innocently told my wife that for the past 8 years I’ve thought it was okay to put bobbles and hair pins in the bin if they’re just left lying around.
Holy shit. What a moment.
— Pete Otway (@PeteOtway) January 10, 2020
19.
If Americans hate socialism so much then why do they all share the same Netflix password hmmmm???
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) January 16, 2020
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https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/1217281459452551169
