Jason Mustian
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Frog Fact: frogs have existed since time immemorial and therefore predate original sin, meaning they have no need to celebrate Easter as Christ’s death means nothing to them.
— warrior bimbo (@omajestic) December 26, 2019
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My dad saw a condom wrapper on my floor and freaked out saying he didn’t know I had a boyfriend, but I assured him that condom was from a guy I met once & will never see again.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) December 27, 2019
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R.I.P. 2019 (2019 – 2019)
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 31, 2019
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The Pope when you grab his arm pic.twitter.com/mOM8lLgucM
— Dr. Bucky Isohope it’s a good 2020 (@BuckyIsotope) January 1, 2020
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Symbiotic relationship of the day. pic.twitter.com/t7hjMbgt2Y
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 31, 2019
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thousands of years of art, language, and cultural development led up to this exact moment pic.twitter.com/2Dn02tyxYM
— hannah (@skywaIkersoIos) January 2, 2020
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Finally, a cat food you can fuck! https://t.co/loMWOw069X
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) December 30, 2019
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You can actually totally retweet this today too. Nobody’s stopping you pic.twitter.com/JssMlVn1gr
— Willie Muse (@Williesillie2) December 29, 2019
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I have a cold and it’s pretty bad but my wife has a husband with a cold and apparently that’s way worse.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 3, 2020
