Jason Mustian
11.
They found her old tweets pic.twitter.com/7eJZRKO8JK
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 6, 2019
12.
bill gates hit me up if you need any tips on how to live on less than seven billion dollars my good bitch
— kimmy (@ka_waltz) November 7, 2019
13.
Nothing makes me laugh as consistently as remembering the story of Hitchbot, the hitchhiking robot that made it all the way across Canada and tried to do the same in the USA but was immediately beaten to death in Philadelphia pic.twitter.com/MIAlEK26cM
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) November 7, 2019
14.
my cat: [switching to powerpoint slide that shows the food dish is 49% full]
my other cat: [using laser pointer for emphasis, derailing the presentation]
— Taming Fred Savage (@FredTaming) November 7, 2019
15.
me walking into the kitchen at 3 am to eat pickles pic.twitter.com/o2QStoBJfC
— 🍍Nate🍍 (@SpookiiNate) November 4, 2019
16.
preparing pic.twitter.com/4KBRsfxysT
— c a d d d d d d 🦋 (@cadnaour) November 8, 2019
17.
When I’m bored I go around putting
these stickers on paper towel
dispensers pic.twitter.com/WUwHDPm1nS— Sofia Paredes (@SofiaParedes79) November 4, 2019
18.
Let Jesus into your heart. Let him drive you around like Krang.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) November 9, 2019
19.
how can med students be sick,like bro just look at your notes
— Talal (@floofyginger) November 1, 2019
20.
preparing pic.twitter.com/4KBRsfxysT
— c a d d d d d d 🦋 (@cadnaour) November 8, 2019
