Emily
Congratulations, you’ve made it to humpday and we think you deserve a reward for surviving the first half of the work week.
So, here are the absolute funniest tweets we came across while scrolling Twitter this week. Take a break from work and have a laugh or two, you’ll thank us later.
1.
https://twitter.com/kianadenaee/status/1070198279206404096
2.
hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it
— chuuch (@ch000ch) October 19, 2013
3.
https://twitter.com/elliewilsonxxxx/status/1068900481249026049
4.
Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba
— Napcore Influencer (@SortaBad) August 5, 2014
5.
some financial tips:
-pay off ur min. credit card payments
-create a budget
-save a portion of each paycheck
-oh none of this working? then it’s heist time baby
-get the gang back together
-one last job, then u can all retire
-u did it!!
-but at what cost? rick died in the heist— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 2, 2018
6.
FAKE “GAMERS”
– fortnite
– red dead redemption
– fallout
– super smash brothersREAL GAMERS
– roller coaster tycoon
– zoo tycoon
– 2048
– nytimes crossword app
– google drive— rachel yara (@bugposting) December 3, 2018
7.
This is why I chose Cal State Fullerton over Harvard https://t.co/Xh3AALDHqa
— Michael Huntley (@mikehuntley63) December 4, 2018
8.
hey guys excited to announce I’ve dropped out of uni to draw porn on tumblr full time. well time to check the news
— olive (@suncaverns) December 3, 2018
9.
Remember when everyone was bragging about investing in Bitcoin? Can I get an LOL?
— Amanda Stanton (@amandastantonnn) December 4, 2018
10.
When you work in retail and a customer you're dealing with asks to speak to the manager and the manager says exactly the same thing to them as you did. pic.twitter.com/4KcgWnB97t
— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) December 5, 2018
