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me: i can either do this assignment right now and get it over with or i can procrastinate for absolutely no reason and let the fact that i still need to do it linger in the back of my mind and stress me out all day.
me every single time: option b
— joke (@squidslippers) December 5, 2018
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Now seems like a good time to mention:
The Spanish subtitles for "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" refer to the Soggy Bottom Boys as, 'The Men with Wet Assholes."— Sylvana Budesheim, Remember 1/19/00 (@WhiteZinWench) November 27, 2018
13.
How much for the horse tornado?
Sir, that's a carousel.
I must have it.— Peter Geostormaire (@dannybsides) February 27, 2013
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wife hoping for a normal day: good morning
me: im gonna try to become left handed— brent (@murrman5) December 5, 2018
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cut negativity out of your life. delete Facebook. block your landlord’s number. uninstall your banking app. stop paying taxes. forget math. self care.
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 5, 2018