Congratulations, you’ve made it to humpday and we think you deserve a reward for surviving the first half of the work week.
So, here are the absolute funniest tweets we came across while scrolling Twitter this week. Take a break from work and have a laugh or two, you’ll thank us later.
Cardi B announcing her break up topless on IG using her customer service voice is iconic lol
— 𝙺𝚒𝚔𝚒 (@kianadenaee) December 5, 2018
I just find it funny how Nick Jonas can literally read my sign I made for him in 2008 in Newcastle saying I had the love bug for him and still get married to that girl. Men are something else
— Ellie Victoria (@_ellie_00) December 1, 2018
some financial tips:
-pay off ur min. credit card payments
-create a budget
-save a portion of each paycheck
-oh none of this working? then it’s heist time baby
-get the gang back together
-one last job, then u can all retire
-u did it!!
-but at what cost? rick died in the heist
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 2, 2018
– red dead redemption
– super smash brothers
– roller coaster tycoon
– zoo tycoon
– nytimes crossword app
– google drive
— spider (@BUGPOSTING) December 3, 2018
This is why I chose Cal State Fullerton over Harvard https://t.co/Xh3AALDHqa
— Michael Huntley (@mikehuntley63) December 4, 2018
hey guys excited to announce I’ve dropped out of uni to draw porn on tumblr full time. well time to check the news
— gargoylive (@suncaverns) December 3, 2018
Remember when everyone was bragging about investing in Bitcoin? Can I get an LOL?
— Amanda Stanton (@amandastantonnn) December 4, 2018
When you work in retail and a customer you're dealing with asks to speak to the manager and the manager says exactly the same thing to them as you did. pic.twitter.com/4KcgWnB97t
— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) December 5, 2018