Patricia Grisafi
Every so often, a tweet comes along that really speaks to our generation.
Like Hemingway or Sontag, they are artfully crafted and culturally poignant. 2019 was no different, bringing gems to distract us from the everyday drudgery of life.
There were suicidal umbrellas, dozens of cats being crafty, a starfish with a butt, a toddler dressed as pants, and two children literally hiding in a trench coat and pretending to be one, tall grown-up. It was a good year.
Here are 51 of the funniest tweets of 2019.
1.
Me leaving the house without eating breakfast, dehydrated, and with 2 hours of sleep pic.twitter.com/jvYom7Wy07
— Lil $us (@heyyy_sus) March 4, 2019
2.
Today I thought I saw a woman dressed as a handmaid about to jump from a building. I called 911. pic.twitter.com/EIrz6wR0bz
— Casey McCormick (@itsmeCaseyMc) May 21, 2019
3.
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
My mother looking for something to complain about: pic.twitter.com/tUdcYFyoJu
— Don ChuLo° (@famousmsft) May 15, 2019
4.
tired of these mfs pic.twitter.com/NX6G3I2TMi
— Dick Foo (@DickFooDog) July 16, 2019
5.
Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this?
Me: It be like that sometimes
Therapist: No
— Sabrina (@stfu_sabs) July 8, 2019
6.
Uber driver: ……….
Me: ………..
Uber driver: …………
Me: ………….
Uber driver: ………….
Me: …………….
Uber driver: …………….
Me: ………………
Uber driver: you have arrived
Me: 5 Stars
— evil (@evilbart24) August 13, 2019
7.
The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings and still isn’t as sensitive as a white man on the Internet
— Qlayre (@thisisqlayre) January 23, 2019
8.
Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car”
Me: pic.twitter.com/kR5yvvMqU7
— IG: _ ✨ (@anesuishec) January 14, 2019
9.
Me cooking pasta for one pic.twitter.com/wvQ0AJKin9
— Wez (@Big_Wezza) August 3, 2019
10.
Me, opening my eyes to see I have two minutes left before my alarm clock goes off: pic.twitter.com/LCtGclewhB
— (((Sᴄʀᴜ̈ᴇɢɢS))) (@scrueggs) October 10, 2019
