Wow, you made it through yet another work week. That’s like the third one this month!
To mark this accomplishment, we like to gather the funniest damn tweets from the hilarious women of Twitter and put ’em all in one list. You are welcome.
Now go ahead and scroll and chuckle to yourself, but don’t forget to smash that next page button.
Whole elbow just perched on his ass. I need the surgeons info. pic.twitter.com/aRRxo839KP
— Professor Charles Nigxavier (@Steph_I_Will) January 14, 2020
went on a date with this girl and she didn’t have blue butterflies on her cheeks? Tired of getting catfished. pic.twitter.com/Vg7Hr8EAdv
— Sarah Hamid (@sarhxm) January 16, 2020
My postman has left his sack on my doorstep. What does this mean? Am I the postman now? pic.twitter.com/5MHKdQcIb3
— Laura (@fairycakes) January 13, 2020
when i go to a party and i only know one person pic.twitter.com/gParHjg9FN
— kim. (@KimmyMonte) January 12, 2020
— Danya (@dxxnya) January 16, 2020
It’s been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. I’m going there in person tomorrow to see what’s really going on.
— Tony Starch (@_CakeBawse) January 15, 2020
My mom has my 9 month old son doing dishes pic.twitter.com/HzknmHxN3O
— Arabia ✨ (@Arabiaxo) January 13, 2020
— (@spinubzilla) January 10, 2020
every time I wear a backpack and use both straps I feel like Frodo fucking Baggins setting off from the shire
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 16, 2020
“I hope this email finds you well.”
It didn’t. What do you want? pic.twitter.com/kjOWWWmybJ
— Professor Charles Nigxavier (@Steph_I_Will) January 15, 2020