Pleated-Jeans
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ah shit. I just remembered everything I have ever said and done. and it's not great
— eClaire (normal, chilling) (@themanburglar) August 1, 2019
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https://twitter.com/TeaganKMannyy/status/1156761192796344321
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https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/1156696418112999424
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kid got just so mad he couldn’t order a hot dog at this airport restaurant he yelled “hot dogs are my family” and then his mom immediately asked for a white wine and you know what i identify with both of them
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) July 29, 2019
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men are fully 37 years old texting “sorry if it felt like u were feeling hurt by thinking that i treated you like a cum rag undeserving of respect,, i SAID in my tinder profile that i’m ~figuring things out and working on myself~ so kinda seems like your fault huh🤔”
— jamie (@veryhotmomm) July 31, 2019
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Can we stop screwing around and make Pringles cans big enough to fit an entire hand? We have the technology
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) August 1, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ambermruffin/status/1155255452025966592
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me during morning shift: ay who the FUCK closed last night
me closing at night: this looks like a problem for the opener
— Neek (@babyltaly) April 18, 2019