Lex
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— Jennifer Espinoza (@sadqueer4life) May 1, 2018
12.
kate middleton after pushing out a whole ass baby vs me after writing the title of an essay pic.twitter.com/KIb48X5tfU
— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) April 23, 2018
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https://twitter.com/almondmilka/status/984781420756373504
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waking up after sleeping with a tank top on pic.twitter.com/D78EA7NgNF
— nana (@peachyqueenpdf) June 17, 2018
15.
Dear Amazon, I bought a toilet seat because I needed one. Necessity, not desire. I do not collect them. I am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.
— Jacqueline (Jac) Rayner (@GirlFromBlupo) April 6, 2018
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[me discovering a new species of spider]
ME: it has long legs. I will call it the long legs spider.
*spider smacks my ass*
ME: on second thought— erin chack (@ErinChack) February 22, 2018
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other girls wearing low ponytails: smart, classy, professional, beautiful
me wearing a low ponytail: will turner in pirates of the caribbean
— KT (@katiexdrink) January 3, 2018
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https://twitter.com/kendraaaleighh/status/1050514763673874433
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https://twitter.com/paige_leblanc/status/1058476766300381184
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https://twitter.com/surlybassey/status/1060308870361481217
