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There’s no denying that women are the funniest people on Twitter, which is why we go out of our way to showcase their talents each week.
And though 2018 was ho-hum in so many ways, hilarious tweets from women were plentiful and frequent.
So pour yourself a glass of wine, put your feet up, and enjoy a good laugh on us, you deserve it.
1.
uber needs to start showing pictures of drivers' cars rather than their model name… does it look like i know what a nissan sentra expecto patronum excel spreadsheet 2008 is
— zoo wee papa (@frequentcryer) May 30, 2018
2.
Guys, you could have avoided this mishap if just one woman had been consulted in the design process pic.twitter.com/FgTCz2UhfI
— Georgina Lee (@lee_georgina) April 15, 2018
3.
Me outside the sculptor's house at 4AM banging two dustbin lids together: WHERE ARE HER SNUBES, LUCIANO? HER SNAKE PUBES, YOU COWARD!! https://t.co/VnWIBbmd03
— Colette ⛈️ (@MedusaDolorosa) June 29, 2018
4.
teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) June 26, 2018
5.
https://twitter.com/littlekgs/status/1006109374924746752
6.
every drink i make is a handcrafted beverage made with care and craft pic.twitter.com/zw51LcYJmb
— krstl (@jynxremoving) October 15, 2018
7.
telling the group chat about your tinder date https://t.co/WC6p8kwhgc
— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi) April 19, 2018
8.
when a man says "females" pic.twitter.com/TnBzmkBVLt
— hattie (@hattiesoykan) May 24, 2018
9.
The beauty industry:
For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen
For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow
— Dea Poirier (@deapoirierbooks) March 21, 2018
10.
my 4 moods pic.twitter.com/Pz2YE9e6fn
— em (@cvltprincess) May 6, 2018
