Every week we scour the internet for the funniest tweets by women because there’s no denying that women are the funniest people on Twitter. We could honestly put together a list of 100 of the funniest tweets by females each week and it would barely scratch the surface of all the viral jokes they have to offer.
That being said, we decided to pull the best of the best tweets from women in 2018 so far. We’ve narrowed the list down to 25 because you probably need to get back to prepping for the upcoming holiday and drinking enough wine to forget your relatives are coming.
So pour yourself a glass, put your feet up, and enjoy a good laugh on us, you deserve it.
uber needs to start showing pictures of drivers' cars rather than their model name… does it look like i know what a nissan sentra expecto patronum excel spreadsheet 2008 is
— Katya (@katya_411) May 30, 2018
Guys, you could have avoided this mishap if just one woman had been consulted in the design process pic.twitter.com/FgTCz2UhfI
— Georgina Lee (@lee_georgina) April 15, 2018
Me outside the sculptor's house at 4AM banging two dustbin lids together: WHERE ARE HER SNUBES, LUCIANO? HER SNAKE PUBES, YOU COWARD!! https://t.co/VnWIBbmd03
— Colette ⛈️ (@MxMacbeth) June 29, 2018
teach a man to fish and he’ll turn around and try to teach you to fish like he invented it and you’re an idiot
— dirt prince⚫️ (@pants_leg) June 26, 2018
me: knows lbs is pronounced pounds
my one braincell: libs
— ☁️ (@littlekgs) June 11, 2018
my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks pic.twitter.com/KmTFfOzV8R
— T (@xtsnm) June 9, 2018
telling the group chat about your tinder date https://t.co/WC6p8kwhgc
— Ayesha A. Siddiqi (@AyeshaASiddiqi) April 19, 2018
when a man says "females" pic.twitter.com/TnBzmkBVLt
— hattie (@hattiesoykan) May 24, 2018
The beauty industry:
For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen
For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow
— Dea Poirier (@deapoirierbooks) March 21, 2018