Lactose intolerance. Ha! You think that’s gonna stop me from cracking open a cold chocolate milk with the boys?
Mac and cheese, Go-gurt, cereal and milk, cheese, queso, cheese, fondue, cheese. These are the things I am utterly unwilling to let leave my life, even in the face of immense stomach pain, hours on the toilet, and potential years off my life.
If I ever am to get stopped by a cop because of speeding I'm 99% sure it's gonna be because I have to go to the bathroom #lactoseprobs
— Cayla Seeholzer (@cayla_seeholzer) September 7, 2017
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard but then they find out I'm lactose intolerant and leave pretty quickly #lactoseprobs
— Tiffany Ann (@prissytiff03) September 8, 2017
When you are lactose intolerant:
"Yea,though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.." -Psalms 23:4 pic.twitter.com/bae6NMu5C1
— Ryan Matt. (@ryanmatt_rocha) July 5, 2017
people who are lactose intolerant and actually adjust to accommodate that are too powerful. the amount of self control they possess frightens me
— Aiden (@foodandfailure) August 21, 2018
If you ever need a list of the best public bathrooms, date a lactose intolerant person.
— Liz in the big city (@LizZharovsky) July 1, 2016
DR "Hey you heard this one? What kind of cheese isn't yours?"
DR "All of them. You're lactose intolerant"
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) April 21, 2015
You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow. pic.twitter.com/po7cJSiwjK
— Cowspiracy (@Cowspiracy) February 25, 2017
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“am i lactose intolerant or does lactose just not tolerate me”
— paws up (@tvimys) August 8, 2018
me: im not like Really lactose intolerant i just get a lil stomach ache its fine ill drink this extra large milk tea
me, an hour later: pic.twitter.com/khnGHCICa7
— ell (@uhwoojin) September 18, 2017
"death by dairy" will be on my tombstone. just know i died doing what i loved.
— the marvelous soon to be mrs. madel (@hellomadel) September 12, 2017