Jason Mustian
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got a text from the boys saying we gotta get to bethlehem to check out this freakin sweet baby that was just born
— James Colley (@JamColley) December 16, 2019
12.
This will never not be funny pic.twitter.com/mbasLBDyRa
— Cal (@wyattyhalpert) December 14, 2019
13.
me after i finally capture baby yoda: pic.twitter.com/j80jFOG2bl
— ™ v2 (@yaquoisyuexiao) December 13, 2019
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Fozzie Bear has his entire reality completely destroyed pic.twitter.com/zbWowUDyTw
— 🎄Muppet History 🕎 (@HistoryMuppet) December 12, 2019
15.
I really do love this time of year — the Christmas music, the twinkle lights, the woman in front of me in line at Costco who just told her husband, “We can give your cousin a pile of dog shit for all I care.”
— Melissa Hunter (@melissaFTW) December 20, 2019
16.
something about paying bills just don’t sit right with my spirit pic.twitter.com/V3a84xI1ga
— professor oak (@mundiorbe) December 11, 2019
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NYC in the winter is BEAUTIFUL! pic.twitter.com/Th1N5gcUth
— about:blank (@Jan_TheGREAT) December 11, 2019
18.
I don’t know what message she’s trying to send, but the lady at my bodega snuck an entire salad into my turkey sandwich. pic.twitter.com/g8tYMI4Gkp
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 12, 2019
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Can’t stand a Chipotle worker who gotta scream “extra chicken” down the line. How does it feel being the feds? 🙄
— Permanently Remote (@Lee_Carrie) December 9, 2019
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https://twitter.com/a_aazxx/status/1204095051552501761
