Renting can be tough, but it’s really the only option most of us have these days. Dreams of one day owning a home are exactly that; just dreams.
Know who knows this more than anyone? Landlords.
Chances are, your landlord isn’t the most attentive and caring person. They know they hold all the cards. They know how much it sucks to move. They know there’s someone willing to move into your place if you threaten to leave. Because of this, they put forth zero effort and take a third of your paycheck every month.
That all being said, let do what we do when we know we don’t have any real power in a situation. Let’s make fun of them.
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Welcome to renting in London!
My landlord has just put our thermostat in a cage. pic.twitter.com/j8QdFpb2eO
— Alex Milsom (@alexmilsom) November 2, 2019
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If you’re renting, and your landlord has a no pets policy, you can keep bats as long as you pretend to be mad about it.
— Queer Paranormal 🏳️🌈👻 (@ParanormalQueer) January 20, 2020
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landlords really want us paying full price for February. FEBRUARY. Lmao grow up.
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) February 25, 2019
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I’m beginning to think my landlord has a different relationship with the rent payment than I do pic.twitter.com/2g3Tx894Lg
— Matt Poldberg 🍍 (@NotSpamIpromise) December 4, 2019
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Becoming the Landlord of my own Body by refusing to fix anything wrong with it
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) December 10, 2019
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To sum up London renting: my entire kitchen has flooded and my landlord just sent me a YouTube tutorial on how to fix it pic.twitter.com/wGFgpXvt2Z
— sophie thompson (@sophxthompson) June 8, 2018
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ridiculous that so many landlords don’t allow dogs. i have kept this creature fed and healthy for six years but you’d rather rent to a gamer without pets?
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 25, 2019
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Should convicts be allowed to vote? Uh…they are alive and…living in a democracy, right? What is the controversy?
If we want to take away the vote from people whose interests don't align with society at large, let's start with landlords.
— Existential Comics (@existentialcoms) April 24, 2019
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me: my hot water doesn’t work
landlord: not my domain
firelord: nor mine
me: what
waterlord: [rising out of the sink] WHO DARES DISRUPT THE MIGHTY WATERLORD, GOD OF THE 7 SEAS
me: i-i do. My hot water doesn’t work
waterlord: oh shit for real? i'll call the plumber
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) February 5, 2019
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ridiculous that so many landlords don’t allow dogs. i have kept this creature fed and healthy for six years but you’d rather rent to a gamer without pets?
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 25, 2019
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My landlord threatened to evict me if i don’t check out his band! has anyone heard of wavves
— ـفـفـفـفـفـفـفـفـفــفــف (@tigerboy420) April 22, 2019
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i messaged my landlord about our broken washing machine and this is his response pic.twitter.com/6Wm5CfZ9Gl
— seren (@serenxm) April 22, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Dr_TacoMD/status/1122697516867379200