The 20 Funniest Quote Tweets Of The Week Are Just *Chef’s Kiss* Perfection (May 1, 2024)

The news was ripe for the joking this past week. And the denizens of Twitter responded accordingly. Between headlines about Jerry Seinfeld’s anti-woke rant, Billie Eilish‘s *ahem* revealing Rolling Stone interview, and a surprise outbreak of bird chlamydia, there were plenty of funny quote tweets for us to laugh at. We rounded up the best and plopped ’em on a page for your scrolling pleasure. Enjoy!

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Alex Buscemi

Writer. Billionaire. Astronaut. Compulsive liar. (About some of those things)