Here They Are, The 25 Funniest Things Kids Actually Said In 2019

Kids have no filter. So the words that they spout are often hilarious, either because they’re blunt and honest, incredibly rude, or just plain bananas.

They might loudly proclaim that the nice lady at the supermarket is “SO OLD!” or ask you why a unicorn is so horny.

They might hide under their beds because their blanket looked at them funny or cry for an hour because they miss their own poop.

Then there’s the top-notch whining of kids who want to come home early from summer camp, the disproportionate freakouts of kids who didn’t get exactly what they wanted, and the whimsical observations of kids whose powers of imagination haven’t yet been crushed by the cynical adult world. 

Whatever it may be children never cease to amaze us with the verbiage that issues from their partially formed brains.

The funny things kids say can make you wish you were a kid again or make you wish your kid would grow up and move out. It all depends where you fall on the Grinch-meter really.

Here are some hilarious things funny kids said in 2019 from the semi-ridiculous to the completely absurd.

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