11.
Bitches buy a windbreaker from goodwill for $4 and decide to start a “maddie’s thrift finds” instagram account
— Soel Jchillinger (@Soeljchillinger) October 4, 2019
12.
getting the candy washed and ready to go for halloween night pic.twitter.com/3eXPTbky5W
— slick (@dlicj) October 30, 2019
13.
ME REGULARLY: *uses the same 3 things at home*
ME PACKING FOR VACATION: I wonder if I’ll need 4 French horns or 5
— Michael Halloween Name🌶 (@Home_Halfway) October 9, 2019
14.
Yea sex is cool but have you ever told your spouse where something is and they look there and say it’s not there and then you go find it right where you said it was and hand it to them?
— Jason Mustian (@jasonmustian) October 31, 2019
15.
Nobody:
Every Girl’s boomerang: pic.twitter.com/QOZNZKXosk— Big Bandz The Man🕺🏾 (@TayBandz870) October 28, 2019
16.
almost 22 years ago 2 people had sex and now i have to go to work everyday
— bam its sam✨ (@saaamscottt6) October 16, 2019
17.
me after using “furthermore” in an essay https://t.co/Ml3zq3hsUv
— 🦋 (@realhurtt) October 28, 2019
18.
when you and your ex said you were gonna get married and now you’ve both blocked eachother on everything
pic.twitter.com/oZymjrgy8e— kenna (@sapphicfatale) October 23, 2019
19.
When you’re using Apple Maps and realize you’ve been walking the wrong direction for two blocks pic.twitter.com/pB2zR1vgyX
— B. (@Bridgianity) October 23, 2019
20.
dads be like “go help ur mother” bro go help ur wife
— gunass (@OBLOMOVITE) October 1, 2019