Emily
Congratulations, you’ve survived yet another long and tiring workweek and are more than deserving of a relaxing weekend.
So, why not kick things off with some of the most hilarious tweets from women this week?
Here are all of the best jokes the ladies of Twitter had to offer. You’re welcome.
1.
I just remembered the time I was dating a British man and I was annoyed at him about something so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring him right in the eyes
— Alisha Rai (@AlishaRai) January 9, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/alexismarie21__/status/1083112510784524305
3.
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1083481725966139403
4.
My grandmother has a new “friend” at her retirement community. He takes her shopping and to get her hair and nails done.
She told me that his wife doesn’t mind because she has Alzheimer’s.
Ma’am.
— lo. (@laa_ren) January 7, 2019
5.
I don't want clothes that spark joy. I want clothes in which I can pause in a doorway, look over a shoulder, and utter something devastating before exiting.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 6, 2019
6.
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1082284404779638784
7.
When will Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson get the recognition it deserves as one of the greatest love songs of our generation
— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) January 8, 2019
8.
Never trust anyone who can parallel park without having to turn down the radio.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) January 7, 2019
9.
https://twitter.com/hellolanemoore/status/1083091207511859200
10.
https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1083146145587777536
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 11, 2019
11.
Picture this. You’re blind folded. Sandra Bullock tells you not to look. You look. You’re surrounded by garbage and dirty socks. But how can this be? It smells amazing? This is a febreeze commercial.
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) January 6, 2019
12.
https://twitter.com/radioheadass/status/1083565337835130880
13.
https://twitter.com/jiatolentino/status/1081677875177234432
14.
doctor: [points to ultrasound] congrats, it’s a baby girl!
me: [squinting] she looks unlikeable— Karen Chee (@karencheee) January 5, 2019
15.
any group of white guys could walk up to me and say they’re imagine dragons and i’d believe them
— norita (@guccislidez) January 10, 2019
