Once again the earth has rotated around the sun and brought us back to an annual holiday. February 14th is Valentine’s Day, as it is every year. And every year, a person’s experience of Valentine’s Day is dictated by whether or not they’re in love. If not, there are a lot of jokes out there for lonely hearts. If so, there are fewer jokes for you, but you’re doing all right anyway.
Either way, there still always seems to be more to say about a holiday that celebrates romantic coupledom, pink hearts, teddy bears, red roses, and gobbling chocolate like an asteroid is about to hit the earth. Enjoy the best Valentine’s Day tweets and remember: you can wear red lingerie and lay in bed drinking champagne even if you’re single.
If you single for Valentine’s day just remember somebody in love is getting cheated on right now
— Mexican GBE Leader (@vuhsace) February 6, 2020
In case any of you wanted to know what I’d like for Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/IAWXK16kjs
— Via (@vintagescrm) February 6, 2020
Bitches be like “Valentine’s Day finna be a movie” yeah sis Home Alone
— nicola (@unchainedcola) February 13, 2020
Me on Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/WaBkgtAZwR
— Drunk Posts (@durnkposts) February 5, 2020
forget flowers this is what i want for valentines pic.twitter.com/uMciFdGU0K
— Evelyn (@qween_lyn) February 12, 2020
getting arrested on valentine’s day so i could say i was cuffed 😊
— Max 👑 (@maxxvalverde) February 3, 2020
I actually love valentine’s day like I think it’s adorable that we have a holiday celebrating love. and the aesthetic is impeccable you have to admit
— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) February 5, 2020
5-year-old: *makes a Valentine’s Day card*
Me: Who’s it for?
5: Me. I like me the most.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 5, 2020
If you’re bored on Valentine’s Day just go up to random couples in restaurants and shout “Who the fuck is she?!”
— Lauren-Jade (@laurenjadepope) February 2, 2020