It’s that time of the week again, the time when we graciously share with you all of the most hilarious tweets we came across on Twitter.
And let’s be honest, there’s no denying that women are the funniest people on Twitter—sorry, not sorry boys. So, please enjoy all of the best tweets we saw from funny ladies this week.
why did I ever let girls in layered hollister t-shirts and sparkly uggs bully me in middle school
— M4Y4 (@bonjourchicken) December 4, 2018
about to send my professors a “y’all won” group email
— bolu tani-olu (@bolutaniolu) December 6, 2018
thank u, next semester
— iman (@jalebaee) December 6, 2018
satan: dude you gotta stop following me around
me: I don't know anyone else here I feel awkward
— Danya (@dxxnya) December 4, 2018
Today the 1st grader I was watching said that she didn’t understand why kindergarten got naps because it’s the easiest grade. She said that college kids should have naps because they only get like 3 hours of sleep a night.
Make her president
— abby (@AbigailMulholl1) December 4, 2018
Joseph (looking around the stable in dismay): Are you sure this is okay?
Mary: I mean, we could always stay with your mother….
Both: *burst out laughing*
Mary: *wiping tears* oh god I hate that woman
— ErBear (@Rica_Bee) December 7, 2018
Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?
— Jennifer Lee Rossman [spooky pun goes here] (@JenLRossman) December 4, 2018
idk whose son needs to read this but wash your sheets
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) December 7, 2018
How dare these grade schoolers enjoy their class field trip to MY university where I’m having a terrible time for the fourth week in a row
— S h e r (@sheridanrogers_) December 3, 2018