11.
My daughter has gotten into writing comics lately. This is my favorite. 😂 pic.twitter.com/McJHIRPXd3
— Sara (@SocialSara612) December 22, 2018
12.
Imagine you were having sex with someone and they kept moaning “holy cannoli.” How long would you last?
— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) December 28, 2018
13.
Ben Affleck should not be in period pieces, his face looks like it knows what phones are. https://t.co/rzDNVEixg2
— Lovely, Monstrous Trash (@RoisinRadio) December 28, 2018
14.
If I tell you I’m having 1 drink tonight, I’m having 2.
If I tell you I’m having 2 drinks, it’ll be 3.
If I tell you I’m having 3 drinks, I’ve been on meth since brunch.
— Chelsea Rose Devantez (@chelseadevantez) December 29, 2018
15.
the only person i will ever marry is this woman in line to get coffee who is already drinking a coffee
— dirt prince (@pant_leg) December 29, 2018