15 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Reading Twitter This Week

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https://twitter.com/SocialSara612/status/1076535499886612480

12.

Imagine you were having sex with someone and they kept moaning “holy cannoli.” How long would you last?

— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) December 28, 2018

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Ben Affleck should not be in period pieces, his face looks like it knows what phones are. https://t.co/rzDNVEixg2

— Lovely, Monstrous Trash (@RoisinRadio) December 28, 2018

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If I tell you I’m having 1 drink tonight, I’m having 2.

If I tell you I’m having 2 drinks, it’ll be 3.

If I tell you I’m having 3 drinks, I’ve been on meth since brunch.

— Chelsea Rose Devantez (@chelseadevantez) December 29, 2018

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the only person i will ever marry is this woman in line to get coffee who is already drinking a coffee

— dirt prince (@pant_leg) December 29, 2018