I got told I looked like an early stage piece of Guillermo del Toro concept art once. https://t.co/t9wrh2V2Vz
— Ariadne Griffin 🦋 (@Ariadne_Griffin) March 17, 2020
“If you were in a photograph and there was nothing to show scale, you’d have quite a nice figure”
— @LucyMangan (@LucyMangan) March 17, 2020
Recently, someone called me “a poster boy for plain gays everywhere”.
— Gareth McLean (@thegarethmclean) March 17, 2020
“You know, you’d be quite pretty if you fixed your teeth,” said the older woman I’d been serving for ages in a record shop when I was about 22.
My teeth remain unfixed.
— Jö Kendall ⧖ (@jothekendall) March 17, 2020
I once was chatting to someone in a pub thinking we were getting on well.
As we parted ways the person said, “Well have a nice life……….if you ever get one.”
— Jon S. Baird (@jonsbaird) March 17, 2020
While walking my greyhound I was stopped by a man who was genuinely astonished to report that I look v. like my dog. I kept asking him to be more specific but he just looked from me to her in amazement, repeating inbroken English: ‘Exactly the same! Exactly the same!’ pic.twitter.com/i7mX55biIT
— Sheena Dempsey (@SheenaDempsey) March 17, 2020