35 Seemingly Innocent Posts That, Oh, Hold Up, Ok I Did Not See That Coming

Occasionally, I feel like I have a dirty mind. But then I look at the internet, and I realize I’m actually normal. In fact, it’s the content that’s making me feel dirty.

These innocent posts that suddenly turn raunchy mimic exactly how I feel looking at anything online. I’ll laugh, I’ll cry, I’ll realize the only things that make me laugh and cry are filthy or dark jokes.

The posts featured in this list taking sharp turns.

Frankly, you should steel yourself. They’re not going where you think they’re going. These posts are seemingly innocent, and then you say to yourself “Hol up. Did I read that right?” Yes, you did.

Here are some seemingly innocent posts that actually made us say “hol up!”


1. They said it couldn’t be done, but Dave proved them all wrong.

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2. You want what now?

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3. She sounds so thoughtful.

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4. “It finally happened.”

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5. Count em up!

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6. That’s literally it.

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7. I… still see another answer.

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8. Careful what you wish for.

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9. Getting to yes.

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10. Just when you thought you were safe.

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11. An easy test you can do at home.

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12. That came out wrong.

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13. Very true.

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14. You don’t understand what I’m saying…

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15. Think of the children I’m raising.

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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.