Aimeé
21.
Suddenly started seeing double when outside the house talking to my wife. Quite disoriented I came inside to check the internet for a diagnosis. I was closely followed by my wife who was holding a lens from one side of my glasses which she picked up where I had been standing.
— ◣ ◢ (@ImplodedView) January 26, 2020
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My mom did this to. I had one that covered about 3/4 of the space between my wrist & the tip of my elbow, just light enough in color that it looked like dirt. You’d think that after a little soap and water didn’t do it, they’d get that it’s not ON your skin but IS your skin.
— ArticulatedKat (@epigrammatickat) January 26, 2020
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At uni, one of my friends woke up with all his veins standing out of his arm and we thought he’d developed a blod clot, so phoned the doctor in a panic.
It was probably an hour before we realised the criss-cross of lines on his arm was the remnants of a spilled red drink https://t.co/zhEztrEgob
— Holly Gittins (@HollyGittins97) January 26, 2020
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I needed this laugh this morning. I’m reminded of the time I had really bad acid reflux and took a bunch of stuff that made my poop turn black. I called everyone. From the ER. In tears. “I’m dying!” And then forgot to call them back after I found out what was wrong. Oops. https://t.co/WYKb7qZyfq
— Halle Berry’s Wig in Losing Isaiah 33 (@HerSoulWrites) January 27, 2020
25.
You’re not the only one. I have a friend who thought his foot had gangrene but he’d actually been wearing green socks in his boots for too long.
— Colin McGovern (@colinmcgovernpm) January 25, 2020
26.
hahahahaha. This reminds me of the time we had a very serious, very sensitive talk with daycare providers about our son’s bruises… that turned out to be paint. We had the “we don’t bathe our child every single day” disease. https://t.co/SpLG8LfVgM
— Isla McKetta, MFA | #Warren2020 (@islaisreading) January 26, 2020
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I thought I had a DVT. Turned out it was a dent from keeping my legs up on the coffee table. Thought I had oral cancer. That was a cut from a tortilla chip. So, you’re good.
— Impeachment Klaud (@fitserbmomma) January 26, 2020
28.
Yeah I once panicked because I’d just been put on blood thinners (coz I did legit have DVTs) and had a huge blue bruise on my thigh.
After a big panic attack my husband pointed out I’d had a biro in my pocket and it had leaked through https://t.co/Ff5xI1zIjL
— Frey (@Bolt_451) January 26, 2020
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The first time I ever got drunk enough to puke it was on red wine when I was 20 or so. I thought my stomach was hemorrhaging blood and called a friend in terror. She very kindly came over and held my hair and explained. She’s extremely successful and wealthy now and deserves it.
— AnnaMaria Stephens (@annamaria1word) January 26, 2020
30.
Something similar happened to me. I saw my lips ”turning” blue and when I went on Web DM it said that I was about to have a heart attack because of oxygen deprivation and when I was on my way to the hospital I remembered that earlier that day I had a blue popsicle.
— klauxavil (@Klauxavil) January 26, 2020
