Way To Totally Own…Yourself? — 30+ Hilarious Self-Owns

Some people will gladly sink the ship they’re on just to spite the captain, and for comedy’s sake, we salute these kamakazies.

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Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids. All opinions are mine and very dumb.