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I told my 1st grade class that my dad gave money to people who needed it and took it away from people who didn’t want to give it to him. My dad was a politician.
— Kerith Stevens (@hey_kerith) October 20, 2020
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Lord be on my side cause my daughter runs her gd mouth and she thinks ima maid 😩 I’m a stay at home mom who cooks and cleans
— BabyFace 🎀 (@_pradayouuu) October 20, 2020
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my mom used to be a real estate agent and i told my teacher she walked into stranger’s houses all the time :))))))
— katie bIm (@katielikesmilk) October 20, 2020
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My dad’s a chemical engineer and when I was a kid I told people he poured toxic chemicals on people
— Nature box has good pineapple rings (@frozen_cheetos) October 20, 2020
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I’m a stay at home mother and when my son’s kindergarten teacher asked what I did for a living, my beautiful boy responded with “She’s a scullery maid”. 😐
— Andie Olson (@AndieOlson) October 20, 2020
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I use to say my daddy was a hoola hoop neck dance. He did it ONE time but it stuck in my head
— Mike Lowrey (@realivefreckles) October 20, 2020
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My mom is a project manager executive for a construction company and I used to tell people as a kid that she went to construction sites and yelled at people for a living lmfao
— Mady 💕✨🍑💅🏼🥑 (@Mady13444) October 20, 2020
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My son said I own Popeyes 😭 I fucking wish I ain’t shit but the manager.
— Shay. (@authenticshay) October 20, 2020
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my mom used to be a real estate agent and i told my teacher she walked into stranger’s houses all the time :))))))
— katie bIm (@katielikesmilk) October 20, 2020