21.
When I was a kid I told everyone that my dad ate popcorn for a living, because the one time I visited him at the office he gave me a bowl of popcorn and had me wait in the breakroom while he had a quick meeting. It was the only thing I remembered about his work.
— Julie Saunders (@ohmissjulie) October 20, 2020
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I apparently used to say my Dad looks pretty for a living. Because my Dad changed his clothes 2-3x a day. I’d be around while he is ironing and putting on cologne and lotion and shit. In the mirror picking his hair. All that shit lol
— Carty (@CaviarCarty) October 20, 2020
General Motors lol
— Carty (@CaviarCarty) October 20, 2020
23.
I used to say this about my mom! I’d be like “why you do you just talk on the phone and send emails all day?” not realizing how important her job actually was 😂
— Melvin thee Third (@meldee3) October 20, 2020
24.
My dad worked in sales for a frozen food company and travelled a lot. I told people he was a travelling salesman who sold Italian food. People thought he was going door to door with frozen lasagna. He was not! He was going to Walmart headquarters with frozen lasagna.
— Olivia (@oliviaannekent) October 20, 2020
25.
My family owns a funeral home so when people would ask what my dad does I’d say he plays with dead people and walk away 😂
— ⊱Coco LeBrame⊰ (@HaleySteez_) October 20, 2020
26.
My dad was corporate manager for corporate mail at Chrysler headquarters in MI, meaning he was in charge of all the mail Chrysler sent and received all around the world & the people who worked there. As a kid I probably would’ve told you he was a mailman.
— Sada Baby Stan Account✨ (@hrose9814) October 20, 2020
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I thought when I was small, my mom would cut papers at work. She didn’t, and she worked at the downtown branch of a bank. She’s now branch manager
— Giuliano Di Staulo (@GiuDiSta50) October 21, 2020
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