31 ‘Ladies If He’ Tweets That Even Men Can’t Help But Laugh At

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https://twitter.com/KarlGrossman1/status/1066002209228361728

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https://twitter.com/rcsanchez93/status/1066864638279778305

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https://twitter.com/PhilNobileJr/status/1067103576030396417

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https://twitter.com/alisonguzzetti/status/1066362763138740227

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https://twitter.com/ragsoflove/status/1065960788073070593

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Ladies, if he:

– doesn’t return your texts
– always criticizes the results of your hard work and withholds praise for your efforts
– gives vague ultimatums and disappears when you most need help
– loves bread

He isn’t your man. He’s baker and tv personality Paul Hollywood

— Great Bakes, Hot Takes (@greatbakespod) November 25, 2018

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https://twitter.com/jdl_werewolf/status/1066760257991409664

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Ladies, if he:

— doesn’t respond to your texts

— doesn’t comment on your pics

— is the loving mother of 3 kids

— won an Oscar in 2001

— was named People magazine’s “most beautiful woman” (5 times!!!)

He’s not your man. He’s legendary Hollywood star, Julia Roberts. pic.twitter.com/xIQGQCh2NS

— Katya (@katya_zamo) November 26, 2018

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Ladies, if he:

– ignores text messages
– doesn't like your tweets
– is always cold
– rarely opens up to you
– never leaves the house
– makes weird humming sounds at night

He's not your man. He's a refrigerator.

— Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) November 24, 2018

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https://twitter.com/HalpernAlex/status/1066752886053527553