31 ‘Ladies If He’ Tweets That Even Men Can’t Help But Laugh At

If you’ve ever dated someone who you thought was your man, but then realized he eats 10% of his weight a day in plant matter, he shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, and is also choking on your alibis while opening up his eager eyes, he’s not your man: He’s somewhere between manatee, Johny Cash, and Mr. Brightside.

If that made no sense to you, and if you believe dating in general to be a confusing matter, don’t despair. Twitter might be able to help.

A new meme launched by Twitter user @KylePlant Emoji on November 22nd, 2018, frames tidbits of pseudo-dating advice into an easily-digestible format of 280 characters or less.

Kyle’s genius tweet quickly went viral, racking up likes faster than a Beyonce Instagram post. It also launched the following slew of variations:

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