25 Tinder Pick Up Lines You’d Never Have The Balls To Say In Real Life

Online dating is always a gamble, especially in the age of swiping apps like Tinder and Bumble—you never know what you’re going to get. Once you’ve matched with someone there’s no telling what the opening line will be. Personally, I like to start off with a cute gif or just a boring ‘hey’, nothing too clever, but when the other person starts the convo all bets are off.

Tinder has given singles a place to try any and all of their best/worst/most disturbing pickup lines without the embarrassment of in-person reactions. These are just a few of the most clever ones we’ve seen so far, though we can’t imagine someone having the balls to say them offline.

1. How very humerus.

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2. Kind of depressing, but okay.

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3. English teachers need love too.

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4. You had me at food.

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5. You had me at naps.

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6. Someone give this man a trophy.

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7. Kitchen appliances really set the mood.

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8. So. Much. Cheese.

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9. That’s disturbing but sweet.

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10. Come on, Heather.

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