30 Moms Share The Funniest Things Their Kids Have Said
I wish I had the confidence of my 8yo who boldly declared she was going to teach her younger sister to read “real quick”.
— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) March 9, 2021
Me: *sings along to radio*
3yo: why don't you let it sing all by itself?— Melissa McCartney (@ToastyGiraffe) November 26, 2016
4: I have little boobs
Me: mmhmm
4: you have big boobs
Me: yes, true
4: daddy has big boobs too
Me: …don’t tell him that
— Marissa 🪴 (@michimama75) January 28, 2021
Overheard from the other room:
4: Hey, look at my leg nipples!
6: They’re called knees.
4: Leg nipples!!
6: Knees.
4: LEG NIPPLES, LEG NIPPLES!!
— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) March 4, 2021
5yo: Just one more question before I go to bed.
Me: What?
5yo: What are the lines on your forehead for?
Me:…
5yo: Now they look angry.— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) March 15, 2016
Son: Mom you look like you're 20 …
Me: Awwwww
Son: … thousand years old.— Deva Dalporto (@mylifesuckers) July 11, 2016
Me: "Santa's quite old, you know."
4yo: "How old is he? 26? 27?"— Lauren Hall-Lew (she/her), @[email protected] (@dialect) November 25, 2016
Me: come here please, I need you to help me clean this up
4: don’t you know how to do it yourself?
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 27, 2021
