You know the saying: kids say the darndest things. And thank goodness we have Twitter now so moms can share them all!
Please enjoy these goofy things kids have said and RIP to all the confidence they shredded.
1. @LizerReal’s four-year-old offers advice we can all use. Life IS more important than toilets, kiddo!
2. And haven’t we all thought to ourselves: time to put these away.
3. @MumInBits’ kids finally appreciated her cooking and gave her a real sense of pride. Good for her!
You know that thing when you forget the word for something very, very simple? Like grapes? or a watch? Don’t worry, you can add this to your vocabulary (thank you, children).
6. @Tobi_Is_Fab shared an animal-related envy that is absolutely fair and justified.
It’s also a real delight when a child knows that MORE IS BETTER from an early age, especially when talking about things like calories. Darn right, kid: get the most bang for your buck! And don’t settle for that MOM soup: get grandma’s.