30 Moms Share The Funniest Things Their Kids Have Said

I wish I had the confidence of my 8yo who boldly declared she was going to teach her younger sister to read “real quick”.

— Rhyming Mama (@sarabellab123) March 9, 2021

Me: *sings along to radio*
3yo: why don't you let it sing all by itself?

— Melissa McCartney (@ToastyGiraffe) November 26, 2016

4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend.
Me: Aww! Sure!
4:You can be the Beast.
Me: …
4: Or the fat sea witch!

— Marl (@Marlebean) April 17, 2014

4: I have little boobs

Me: mmhmm

4: you have big boobs

Me: yes, true

4: daddy has big boobs too

Me: …don’t tell him that

— MichiMama (@michimama75) January 28, 2021

Overheard from the other room:

4: Hey, look at my leg nipples!

6: They’re called knees.

4: Leg nipples!!

6: Knees.

4: LEG NIPPLES, LEG NIPPLES!!

— Momsense Ensues (@momsense_ensues) March 4, 2021

5yo: Just one more question before I go to bed.
Me: What?
5yo: What are the lines on your forehead for?
Me:…
5yo: Now they look angry.

— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) March 15, 2016

"How's that soup Daddy made?"
7yo: "It tastes like broccoli punching me in the face." #brutallyhonest

— Jessica L (@JessLint) November 26, 2016

Son: Mom you look like you're 20 …
Me: Awwwww
Son: … thousand years old.

— Deva Dalporto (@mylifesuckers) July 11, 2016

Me: "Santa's quite old, you know."
4yo: "How old is he? 26? 27?"

— Dr Lauren Hall-Lew (she/her) (@dialect) November 25, 2016

Me: come here please, I need you to help me clean this up

4: don’t you know how to do it yourself?

— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) February 27, 2021